February 2012
2 posts
Feb 15th
Feb 15th
October 2011
4 posts
Oct 13th
listening to "mad capsule markets - fly high" →
Fast, loud, upbeat j-rock…
Oct 11th
listening to "Mr. Bungle - None Of Them Knew... →
Oct 11th
listening to "Underworld - To Heal" →
@AlabasterC That request came as I was listening to this - hopefully this can de-angerfy you. :-)
Oct 11th
August 2011
6 posts
Aug 28th
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
lara-p asked: Really enjoyed your unicorn story! Compelling and creepy from start to finish. Just realized this isn't a question, so...

May I tell you that I really enjoyed your unicorn story?
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
July 2011
7 posts
Bygone...
Mr Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig on Twitter) has regular Flash Fiction competitions. On Friday he asked for a 1,000 word story about unicorns. I’ve never entered one of these competitions, and never felt compelled to write about unicorns, especially since seeing that web post with the most atrocious unicorn tattos imaginable, but I like a challenge. Not sure exactly where to go with my unicorn...
Jul 24th
Jul 8th
Jul 8th
Jul 7th
Killing Time In Camden...
It’s mid afternoon in Camden. I’ve met a friend working in the market, who has been handling a hangover and has been demonstrating to me which stalls he watches over, and the constant stream of young attractive girls that wander by. I’ve been to the shop that looks like it’s like an Ibiza club, were it an Ibiza club in the 22nd century – it’s all glow in the dark bits and edgy graphics and loud...
Jul 6th
1 note
Jul 5th
Memos from the underworld
I’ve got a new hobby. It started last Monday as I found myself in a basement level bar, and sitting on my own. Lacking the ability to Tweet to a larger audience, I began making notes… here are the three Memos I’ve got on my phone as of last night, possibly edited for reasons of spelling and, erm, to avoid bad mouthing anyone. In each of these situations I have been a bit drunk,...
Jul 2nd
June 2011
7 posts
Ready to go...
So, last night I ended up chatting with the mysterious K. As I’ve said on Twitter I’ve told him much I’m not really prepared to put onto blogs, because putting things on blogs can cement all your crazy ideas into a solid form that, once witnessed, often can’t quite be forgotten. One of the topics we quite often come back to is crazy exes, and in particular this came up...
Jun 30th
Awkward
This Tuesday saw me doing one of those things I haven’t done in a long while - go to a book reading and signing. The reading and signing in question was by Danny Wallace, and it was the second of his Awkward Situations For Men books, featuring articles as appeared over many many many weeks in Shortlist magazine. As seen here:...
Jun 30th
Jun 25th
Jun 17th
ListenEveryone has a summer they want to remember…
Jun 16th
"Intimate" - an experience...
The weather’s gone crazy recently. My flatmate says it’s become autumn prematurely, but I keep thinking of it as having lapsed back into spring. I got caught in torrential rain on Friday night, and it wasn’t too great on Sunday either. The ICA thing I went to with Chris and Claire though was pretty cool, even though my shoes were soaked through by the time we got there (I...
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
May 2011
4 posts
May 28th
May 6th
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Something for the weekend?
This weekend I’m taking a break from being a zombie and going out clubbing. Someone who was a zombie in one of the films has invited her fellow zombies to see her band play in Camden on Saturday. Another zombie has invited me (and all her other Facebook friends) to a club somewhere near Old Street at 11ish the same evening. And then I’ll probably stagger along to Slimelight, up the...
May 6th
May 6th
April 2011
17 posts
Apr 28th
listening to "The Birthday Party - Release The... →
#thingsthewhitehouseshouldalsorelease The Bats
Apr 27th
listening to "Voltaire - Dead Girls" →
@Knightyjr I refer you to the following song… :-)
Apr 26th
Apr 19th
listening to "Lovage - Book Of The Month - Mike... →
Love that Lovage baby…
Apr 14th
listening to "Devision - The End" →
Dedicated to anyone in your life you hate. Whoever you are. Whoever they are.
Apr 14th
listening to "The Doors - Take It as It Comes" →
Apr 14th
listening to "Iron Butterfly - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" →
I love this extended version of the song…
Apr 14th
listening to "Pitchshifter - As Seen On TV(By... →
No-one loses on TV…
Apr 14th
listening to "The Cure - Plainsong" →
It’s just the way I smile, she said… :-)
Apr 14th
#FF no. 2
@ChuckWendig @warrenellis - who’ve both inspired me to write this week. I have terrible things brewing in my head.
Apr 8th
#FF
@Knightyjr @clairemims @prettyzombiegrl @KrystalSim @Polly_Heck @louiseleighton @mandoran @rufous People who’ve kept me sane on Twitter this week amongst all the turmoil. Follow these good (and generally funny and entertaining) people.
Apr 8th
Time To Kill
This Blog post has been deleted because it’s been suggested that the police might get involved, and because people are choosing to quote sections of it to argue background details. The original post was written after a lot of consideration, and as such was toned down from my actual thoughts on the subject - essentially it’s my concerns I wanted to express, not a history of events...
Apr 7th
Apr 1st
Apr 1st
Apr 1st
Okay, young and cool people of Tumblr...
A Facebook friend of mine was saying it’s about time punk came around again. I said it probably came around every so, often, that he was probably no longer young enough to recognise (and that I wasn’t either, on the wrong side of 35). So my question is… what’s today’s answer to ‘punk’? And I don’t mean ‘punk-lite’ like Green Day (not...
Apr 1st
March 2011
4 posts
Mar 23rd
Red on white
My design eye has picked up two unfortunate events in the UK coinciding with the Japan disaster(s). Red Nose Day and any appeal for survivors of the Japan earthquake/tsunami are deemed not only to fight for money from charitable people this week. Some papers, that necessitate the disaster to have some sort of banner, just to let you know what you’re reading about, are using the traditional...
Mar 16th
Mar 12th